spy-free emoticons?

[fortunata]

"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" <a.nony.mous@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:065Zg.294734$QM6.92275@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Ze Muffinman wrote:
>
>> Icredimail is actually quite good,
>
> ..if you are a teenager, perhaps.

I used to say that about myspace, and now more than half of the people on
there are over 35....aieeee......

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

Heather wrote:

> "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" <a.nony.mous@example.invalid> wrote:.
>> Ze Muffinman wrote:
>>> Icredimail is actually quite good,
>>
>> ..if you are a teenager, perhaps. Otherwise, it is just outright
>> annoying.
>
> Ditto!!!! But I have old people (collecting the Old Age Pension) who
> use it......aarrgghh!!

I've an 81 year old uncle who sends Incredicrap mail all the time. He's
no computer whiz, so I guess he can't figure out how to get rid of it,
even though he acknowledges how bad it is. If he wasn't 1,400 miles
(2,250 kilometers) away, I'd drive over there and do it meself.

> Shall we start a petition?? Or perhaps draft up a polite but firm
> email to let them know we HATE IT!! (VBG)

My replies to Incredulousmail users are always semi-polite and very
firm.

--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck

[James E. Morrow]

In article <065Zg.294734$QM6.92275@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
a.nony.mous@example.invalid says...
> Ze Muffinman wrote:
>
> > Icredimail is actually quite good,
>
> ..if you are a teenager, perhaps. Otherwise, it is just outright
> annoying.
>
>

The old joke regarding Incrapimail is that it is a great email client
.......... for teenage girls.

--
James E. Morrow
Email to: jamesemorrow@email.com

[BJ Honeycut]

On Mon 16 Oct 2006 01:18:00p, "fortunata" <pacifist@gmail.com> took the
time to tell us all in news:c9PYg.73004$QZ1.57111@bgtnsc04-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net:

> Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
> associated with Microsoft
>
> ...Hotbar Addict Trying to Reform...
>
>

AFAIK, the ones in M$ Word are not spies, but knock yourself out.

--
"Time will bring to light whatever is hidden;
it will cover up and conceal what is now shining in splendor."
Horace (65 - 8 BC); Roman poet.

Mike

[BJ Honeycut]

On Mon 16 Oct 2006 07:30:19p, Andy Walker <awalker@nspank.invalid> took the
time to tell us all in
news:i658j2l9qjubuj37bvr5e6u3sr8s9fc2jk@news.webtv .com:

> fortunata wrote:
>
>>Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>associated with Microsoft
>
> Here are some oldies but goodies:
>
> o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>
> ( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs
Poly Dimethyl Silicon, and ssomething to be avoided.
>
> (*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs
>
> (@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs
>
> oo .....................A Cups
>
> { O }{ O } .............D Cups
>
> (oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs
I think the "y" is upsice eown.
>
> ( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs
>
> (o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs
>
> (Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs
>
> (p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs
>
> ()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs
>
> \o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs
>
> ( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs
>
>|o||o| .................Android Boobs
>
> (/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs
>
> (%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs
>
> ($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs
>
> (^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob
>
> ( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs
>
>
> ASCII is your friend. ;^)
>
>
>

Funny stuff. I think Stan Chesley is laughing all the way to the bank.

--
"Time will bring to light whatever is hidden;
it will cover up and conceal what is now shining in splendor."
Horace (65 - 8 BC); Roman poet.

Mike