spy-free emoticons?

[Andy Walker]

fortunata wrote:

>Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>associated with Microsoft

Here are some oldies but goodies:

o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs

( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs

(*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs

(@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs

oo .....................A Cups

{ O }{ O } .............D Cups

(oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs

( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs

(o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs

(Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs

(p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs

()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs

\o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs

( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs

|o||o| .................Android Boobs

(/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs

(%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs

($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs

(^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob

( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs


ASCII is your friend. ;^)

[David H. Lipman]

From: "Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid>

| fortunata wrote:
|
>> Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>> associated with Microsoft
|
| Here are some oldies but goodies:
|
| o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs

I think that's a lop-sided boob. Oh well, most aren't symmetrical anyway. :-)


|
| ( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs
|
| (*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs
|
| (@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs
|
| oo .....................A Cups
|
| { O }{ O } .............D Cups
|
| (oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs
|
| ( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs
|
| (o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs
|
| (Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs
|
| (p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs
|
| ()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs
|
| \o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs
|
| ( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs
|
o||>> o| .................Android Boobs
|
| (/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs
|
| (%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs
|
| ($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs
|
| (^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob
|
| ( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs
|
| ASCII is your friend. ;^)
|


--
Dave
http://www.claymania.com/removal-trojan-adware.html
http://www.ik-cs.com/got-a-virus.htm

[Andy Walker]

David H. Lipman wrote:

>From: "Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid>
>
>| fortunata wrote:
>|
>>> Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>> associated with Microsoft
>|
>| Here are some oldies but goodies:
>|
>| o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>
>I think that's a lop-sided boob. Oh well, most aren't symmetrical anyway. :-)

I edited my mouth out in an attempt to maintain decency. 8-p

[Steve]

"Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid> wrote in message
news:i658j2l9qjubuj37bvr5e6u3sr8s9fc2jk@news.webtv .com...
> fortunata wrote:
>
>>Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>associated with Microsoft
>
> Here are some oldies but goodies:
>
> o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>
> ( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs
>
> (*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs
>
> (@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs
>
> oo .....................A Cups
>
> { O }{ O } .............D Cups
>
> (oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs
>
> ( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs
>
> (o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs
>
> (Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs
>
> (p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs
>
> ()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs
>
> \o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs
>
> ( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs
>
> |o||o| .................Android Boobs
>
> (/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs
>
> (%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs
>
> ($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs
>
> (^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob
>
> ( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs
>
>
> ASCII is your friend. ;^)
>


(x)(x).....................Censored

[fortunata]

well, I didn't see any penis emoticons, or testicle emoticons, so no, I
wouldn't call those goodies.

zzz....

but no, don't send the dick emoticons!
seen 'em....
and they're not scratch and sniff anyway.

"Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid> wrote in message
news:i658j2l9qjubuj37bvr5e6u3sr8s9fc2jk@news.webtv .com...
> fortunata wrote:
>
>>Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>associated with Microsoft
>
> Here are some oldies but goodies:
>
> o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>
> ( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs
>
> (*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs
>
> (@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs
>
> oo .....................A Cups
>
> { O }{ O } .............D Cups
>
> (oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs
>
> ( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs
>
> (o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs
>
> (Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs
>
> (p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs
>
> ()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs
>
> \o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs
>
> ( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs
>
> |o||o| .................Android Boobs
>
> (/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs
>
> (%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs
>
> ($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs
>
> (^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob
>
> ( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs
>
>
> ASCII is your friend. ;^)
>
>

[fortunata]

yeah, I scoped out Incredimail and
axed it....incredilame...and too cluttered.

"David H. Lipman" <DLipman~nospam~@Verizon.Net> wrote in message
news:4tTYg.8563$6D3.3117@trnddc01...
> From: "fortunata" <pacifist@gmail.com>
>
> | Incredimail looks interesting....
> | claims to be spyfree....
> |
> | but...
> |
>
> But it is J U N K !
> And it inserts an advertisement into the email message.
>
> --
> Dave
> http://www.claymania.com/removal-trojan-adware.html
> http://www.ik-cs.com/got-a-virus.htm
>
>

[Ze Muffinman]

Icredimail is actually quite good, but the free version has an
advertisment on the botton
of it.

However, so does Yahoo! mail and Hotmail, so, well, no big deal.

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

Ze Muffinman wrote:

> Icredimail is actually quite good,

...if you are a teenager, perhaps. Otherwise, it is just outright
annoying.

--
-bts
-Motorcycles defy gravity; cars just suck

[David H. Lipman]

From: "Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid>

| David H. Lipman wrote:
|
>> From: "Andy Walker" <awalker@nspank.invalid>
>>
>|> fortunata wrote:
>|>
>>>> Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>>> associated with Microsoft
>|>
>|> Here are some oldies but goodies:
>|>
>|> o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>>
>> I think that's a lop-sided boob. Oh well, most aren't symmetrical anyway. :-)
|
| I edited my mouth out in an attempt to maintain decency. 8-p

Ha, ha, ha...... :-)


--
Dave
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http://www.ik-cs.com/got-a-virus.htm

[Heather]

"Beauregard T. Shagnasty" <a.nony.mous@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:065Zg.294734$QM6.92275@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Ze Muffinman wrote:
>
>> Icredimail is actually quite good,
>
> ..if you are a teenager, perhaps. Otherwise, it is just outright
> annoying.

Ditto!!!! But I have old people (collecting the Old Age Pension) who
use it......aarrgghh!!

Shall we start a petition?? Or perhaps draft up a polite but firm email
to let them know we HATE IT!! (VBG)

--
Heather
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
(gee, guess who quit smoking after eons of addiction)