With the recent bombardment of spam postings, there is no question that
we are going to get even more, but I feel it should at least be a bit
more classy. So, here are new spam guidelines to follow when posting
spam on alt.privacy.spyware:

1. Do not add the word "tard" to the end of any word, most noticably
****tard.

2. Do not put more then 3 curse words in one sentance. Example:
Go **** yourselfs muther****ing ****er ****ing *****es *******s.
<---Wrong
Go **** yourselfs mother****ers. <---Right

3. Do not use the following words in your name: God Man Woman Jesus
*Love* Christ World Kill

4. No one cares who you hate. Really.

5. Do not post links to rouge anti-* downloads, such as www.goggle.com.
(do not click on that link, IE users)

6. Please try to limit your spam to 100 words, if at all possible.

7. Please do it in English. Has anyone ever posted here in another
language? I didn't think so.

Thanks!