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    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the employee who repairs
    blades on mechanical agitators in washing machines, puffed:

    > Demon, I suppose that I will have to break down and ask you to post
    > proof of me, even once, claiming victory. Awaiting what will never
    > happen.


    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! You ****witted ****.

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    On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

    >Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the seller of gorse for
    >brooms, squeaked:
    >
    >> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    >> <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
    >>> too large agrologist, trickled:
    >>>
    >>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>> news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched- pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man"
    >>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black- ass.com>:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
    >>>>> the chuck-full marshal, bull****ted:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
    >>>>>> <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
    >>>>>>> <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
    >>>>>>>>> <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
    >>>>>>>>>>> <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who loans money and takes an arm or a leg as interest
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> payment, brown-nosed:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid **** and generally acting like *******s.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> congregate so quickly all in one thread.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who were just
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> telling some idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to the fold looking for old Usenet buddies, sentimental
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sap that I was a troll for calling him a dumb ass and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asking him to go away.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complaining about the stench, utterly oblivious that
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're adding to it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself that
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language as easily as a bum wipes his ass with his clean
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hand and the amount of irony is astounding.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, the words they speak may be.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me,
    >>>>>>>>>>> about him.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> That does not surprise me.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his name
    >>>>>>>>>>> being mentioned when he is the one being discussed,
    >>>>>>>>>>> GrandMoff. Oops, that's twice I have typed your moniker in 2
    >>>>>>>>>>> different posts,
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space between
    >>>>>>>>>> "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get anything right?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you
    >>>>>>>>> disapprove of GrandMoff?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am making an
    >>>>>>> ass of myself?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Well, yeah. Duh.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Thank you.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
    >>>>>>>> moniker. Ha, ha!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes
    >>>>>>> little difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is
    >>>>>>> Usenet, idiot.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
    >>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such
    >>>>>>>> a a dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
    >>>>>>> --------------------------------------
    >>>>>>> moniker
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Dictionary
    >>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
    >>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
    >>>>>>> n. Slang.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
    >>>>>>> --------------------------------------
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
    >>>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
    >>>>>>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up
    >>>>>> the definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the
    >>>>>> shame of your own ignorance.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
    >>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
    >>>>>>>>>>> swuft.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic
    >>>>>>>>>> thing, you!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
    >>>>>>>> attention span is terrible!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of those
    >>>>>>> Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
    >>>>>> object of your desire? You're a mess!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs.
    >>>>
    >>>> He's quite a moron. I like him!
    >>>
    >>> He believes his own bull****. You should have seen the ****er crap
    >>> his pants when he thought someone had posted his real name; pants
    >>> pisser it was.
    >>>

    >>
    >> You<*****SLAP>

    >
    >Now, watch how your beloved thread dies...
    >
    >*plonk*


    I win. I always wins, because you are a piss ant and that makes it
    easy for me. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    See you next time, KadaitchaBoi

    Altie



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    but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
    well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
    maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

    Thou wenching hunt counter. Thou craven woman's frock.

  2. #2
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006

    Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
    tavern keeper, guffawed:

    > I will now respond to a post accessible as
    > news:eg4m9d$eoh$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com by "Kadaitcha Man"
    > <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com>:
    >
    >> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the employee who repairs
    >> blades on mechanical agitators in washing machines, puffed:
    >>
    >>> Demon, I suppose that I will have to break down and ask you to post
    >>> proof of me, even once, claiming victory. Awaiting what will never
    >>> happen.

    >>
    >> BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! You ****witted ****.
    >>
    >> Path:
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    >> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    >> <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the seller of gorse for
    >>> brooms, squeaked:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    >>>> <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
    >>>>> the too large agrologist, trickled:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>> news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched- pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man"
    >>>>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black- ass.com>:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
    >>>>>>> the chuck-full marshal, bull****ted:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
    >>>>>>>>> <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
    >>>>>>>>>>> <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandm...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <****-you.ya.c...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who loans money and takes an arm or a leg as interest
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> payment, brown-nosed:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid **** and generally acting like *******s.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> congregate so quickly all in one thread.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who were
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just telling some idiotic, long lost, wayfaring,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming back to the fold looking for old Usenet
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complaining about the stench, utterly oblivious that
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're adding to it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that most think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foul language as easily as a bum wipes his ass with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his clean hand and the amount of irony is astounding.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, the words they speak may be.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> about him.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> That does not surprise me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his name
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> being mentioned when he is the one being discussed,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> GrandMoff. Oops, that's twice I have typed your moniker in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> 2 different posts,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space
    >>>>>>>>>>>> between "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get anything
    >>>>>>>>>>>> right?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you
    >>>>>>>>>>> disapprove of GrandMoff?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am making
    >>>>>>>>> an ass of myself?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Well, yeah. Duh.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Thank you.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
    >>>>>>>>>> moniker. Ha, ha!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes
    >>>>>>>>> little difference if your given name is at the end of it, this
    >>>>>>>>> is Usenet, idiot.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that
    >>>>>>>> response.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
    >>>>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source,
    >>>>>>>>>> such a a dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
    >>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
    >>>>>>>>> moniker
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Dictionary
    >>>>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
    >>>>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
    >>>>>>>>> n. Slang.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
    >>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
    >>>>>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me
    >>>>>>>>> politely. Show that you have manners and I will share the
    >>>>>>>>> knowledge.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look
    >>>>>>>> up the definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow
    >>>>>>>> in the shame of your own ignorance.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> that swuft.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic
    >>>>>>>>>>>> thing, you!
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
    >>>>>>>>>> attention span is terrible!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of those
    >>>>>>>>> Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to
    >>>>>>>> the object of your desire? You're a mess!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> He's quite a moron. I like him!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He believes his own bull****. You should have seen the ****er crap
    >>>>> his pants when he thought someone had posted his real name; pants
    >>>>> pisser it was.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> You<*****SLAP>
    >>>
    >>> Now, watch how your beloved thread dies...
    >>>
    >>> *plonk*

    >>
    >> I win. I always wins, because you are a piss ant and that makes it
    >> easy for me. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    >>
    >> See you next time, KadaitchaBoi
    >>
    >> Altie

    >
    > Ha ha ha! Altie = OWNED!


    Poor altimer.



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    September 2005 and April 2006

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    but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
    well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
    maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

    Thou ill-favoured virgin. Thou most unjust knave.

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