Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com>, the
ingrowing queen, reported:

> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2006 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on October 10th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
> <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>
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>
>
> RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daryl Hunt
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Ernest Primeau
> Hyerdahl of soc.men
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> Pamela K Russell
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> Richard "the st00pid" Bullis
> Richard M Scoville
> Steve "BowTie"/"Rasta Khan"/"Fly Cooter" Young
> The Big Eight Management Board
> Will Dockery
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006
> Douglas of alt.magick
> Dustin Cook
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dustin Cook

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> Jill of soc.men
> Vinny Barbarino
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dustin Cook

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay! That's a yes.

>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Jones
> William Barwell

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> George Maloney, a.k.a. fluty1@msn.com
> Wabbit

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Duane Arnold

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> Ernest Primeau
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Avenger

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> J. Taylor & Don Findlay
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daryl Hunt
> Jamie "the Lamie" Baille

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Tim Bolen

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay! That's a yes.

> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Richard M. Scoville

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay! That's a yes.

>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.atheism
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> Douglas of alt.magick
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dustin Cook

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay! That's a yes.

>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006
> Jamie "the Lamie" Baille

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Ernest Primeau
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> bob&carole
> Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
> Kantica22

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A, trained by Art Deco
> Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Chas Nemo
> Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
> Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> abstain
>
>
> OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
> William Barwell
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> abstain
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Marcus Cox and Russ H
> The Big-8 Management Board
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yaaay!

> abstain
>
>
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