Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the umbrella repairer,
mewled:

> On Fri, 6 Oct 2006 11:22:49 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
> <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
>>> Alright guys, this has been fun tonight. I have to go do a little
>>> surfing, mostly college football sites, I have to get the rankings
>>> and compare them and get ready for this weekend's games.
>>>
>>> It was fun, almost as fun as last night. Don't worry, I will be
>>> back tomorrow and we will see how far we can kick that total post
>>> number up. I say 500 would be good.
>>>
>>> Altie
>>
>> As near as I can tell, Altie, you deem yourself a success if you can
>> leave behind a long, but half-gutted thread.
>>
>> That's got to be the dumbest game I've ever seen anyone play.
>>
>> Has it occurred to you that your little secret rules are evidence
>> that something's not quite right in what passes for your mind?
>
> Rhonda, because I like you, I will tell you why I do what I do and you
> idiots never fail to fall for it. It isn't a secret or even that
> terribly complicated.
>
> I just think it is fun to see how much I can make the Kook hunters
> flip out. No other reason than for the enjoyment of it.
>
> It is so contrary to the stated mission of Kookologist's, how I can
> make most of you behave.
>
> When I can get some of you threatening to killfile in every post, but
> never do, nominating for awards on false pretensions out of
> frustration, saying the same thing over and over again, like
> BWAHAHAHAHA, staking out ownership claims in every post and
> desperately trying to convince everyone in the pathetic Usenet society
> that all of you run in that someone else is owned and self reassuring
> each other that it is indeed true, etc...
>
> It is like a big clown convention, all of you are so very predictable
> and fun. Don't forget the fun part, the main reason why I do it. How
> many times have I led you and your friends into threads that frustrate
> the hell out of you? Many times is the answer, just in case you are
> having a case of stupid *****.
>
> How many times over a relatively short period of time of less than a
> year have you, personally, threatened to killfile me, ignore me, be
> done with me, be bored to death of me? Yet, here you are, like the
> retard that you are.
>
> Not just you, all of you are retards. All of you are just alike, you
> all follow the same worn out routine of Usenet behavior. The behavior
> is to goad into argument, babble nonsense, insult, fall back for
> reinforcements when you start to feel insecure, wait, redeploy,
> repeat, rinse.
>
> I like to throw a kink into it, just so I can see all of you behave
> just as you are behaving now.
>
> So many of you have come into the thread after I left last night
> "early morning", and put in your little cuts and barbs and made
> yourselves feel good. Well, that is the same thing I am doing, it is
> good for a laugh or two now and then, nothing much more.
>
> The main thing to remember is that this is only a diversion for me, a
> stress reliever. None of this silly **** is serious or means
> anything. When you are playing with fools, you have to be foolish
> sometimes.
>
> But, now you know, Rhonda. Just take it easy, don't be such a drawn
> up and sour bitty. I am about finished, you can relax and wait for the
> next time that I get all of you little ****s worked up into a lather,
> it should be another good show.
>
> Laissez les bon temps rouller.
>
> Altie

5kb of froth & foam. Well done, altimer.



--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou codpiece. Thou dim-witted, bloodshot fat-brained followers.