I will now respond to a post accessible as
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¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:57:59 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>news:npg8i2tchn0433b1uctqkd533qd0rg9eud@4ax.co m by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>
>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:57:32 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>news:3hp6i2d8hdvavu9r4n63tdlkp3hao6ingv@4ax.co m by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>><Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:55:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>news:cnj6i293qmms4hkfkror2lfq9uf6qtl0sv@4ax. com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:36:01 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>news:i606i2dnl5eaqfmh7cak0l0r9okebjuanq@4a x.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
¤
>>>>>>>><Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 23:49:56 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>news854i21tblau7vr0mtaacprnj3qjrpdmso@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:36:47 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7b g@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>¤
>>>>>>>>>>>><Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu 0at@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7 af7so@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>>>>>¤
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl 7f90g16@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5 qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>>>>>>>>>¤
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>person who loans money and takes an arm or a leg as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new
poster
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid
>>>>>>>>>>>>****
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and generally acting like *******s.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only
ironic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> congregate
>>>>>>>>>>>>so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who were
>>>>just
>>>>>>>>>>>>telling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back
to
>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fold looking for old Usenet buddies, sentimental
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sap that I was a troll for calling him a dumb ass
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and asking him
>>>>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>complaining about the stench, utterly oblivious
that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you're adding to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>most
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul
>>>>language
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as easily as a bum wipes his ass with his clean
hand
>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>amount
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of irony is astounding.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A few points that I should address:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>However, the words they speak may be.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me,
>>>>>>>>about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That does not surprise me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name
>>>>>>>>being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mentioned when he is the one being discussed,
GrandMoff.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oops, that's twice I have typed your moniker in 2
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different posts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>between "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>disapprove
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of GrandMoff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>> making
>>>>an
>>>>>>>>ass
>>>>>>>>>>>>> of myself?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, yeah. Duh.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Hee hee!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Thank you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>moniker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ha,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes
>>>>>>>>little
>>>>>>>>>>>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet, idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that
>>>>>>>>>>>>response.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ahh, you are just saying that because you don't understand.
I
>>>>>>>>>>> am
>>>>>>>>sure
>>>>>>>>>>> that happens often.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I must admit that it's hard for me to comprehend the degree of
>>>>>>>>>>your stupidity. I just can't relate to you. I'm sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do
that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such
>>>>a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>> moniker
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> n. Slang.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me
>>>>>>>>>>>>> politely. Show that you have manners and I will share the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> knowledge.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now
>>>>>>>>>>>>look
>>>>up
>>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>>definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in
the
>>>>>>>>>>>>shame of your own ignorance.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You blithering, staggering, stumbling, bumbling, buffoon,
you.
>>>>>>>>>>> You are, right now, using Usenet. What you use to identify
>>>>>>>>>>> yourself with is called your moniker. Keep pissing around and
>>>>>>>>>>> I will only make you look more retard like than you already
>>>>>>>>>>> do, GrandMoff.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>There's the kookrant I was looking for!
>>>>>>>>>>Your inadvertent admission of your own ignorance has been
>>>>>>>>>>accepted.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that swuft.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thing, you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attention
>>>>>>>>>>>>span
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>is terrible!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> those Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't
you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied
to
>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>>object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym? I think
>>>>>>>>>>> you are a kook, GrandMoff, I really do.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Do you even know what an acronym is, you impossible dolt?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tell me what KM is an acronym for, GrandMoff.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Guess, and then I'll let you know if you're wrong.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why should I guess, you are the one that keeps using it. Just
>>>>because
>>>>>>> I asked you what KM was an acronym for doesn't mean that I care
>>>>enough
>>>>>>> to guess.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is great, because you can't even inadvertently admit that
>>>>>>you're either obtuse or obsessed, while already being both!
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think you even know what it means, GrandMoff.
>>>>
>>>>Projecting your own ignorance onto me just makes you look more stupid
>>>>(incredibly).
>>>
>>> Yet you still don't answer my rather simple question. What does it
>>> mean?
>>
>>Well, at least you're being more honest now.
>>
>>>>> Tell me what it stands for.
>>>>
>>>>Aren't you bored with this, yet?
>>>
>>> Not anymore than you are, GrandMoff. I can go on forever, ask
>>> somebody.
>>
>>Oh, I believe that.
>>
>>>>>>> You have alot to learn and I will be damned if I am going
>>>>>>> to teach you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pats Altie on head>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Settle down, little man.
>>>>>
>>>>> Me? You seem to be obsessed with an acronym of something of the
>>>>> other and for that you want me to settle down? Crazy 'ole
>>>>> GrandMoff.
>>>>
>>>>Explain my obsession.
>>>
>>> You keep on and on and on<PAF>
>>
>>That routine is old, now. Try something more interesting.
>
> Okay, you are right<THWAP>

I know. Now, try again.

--
Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
Administrator of Death Star 6.2
Former governor of the solar system of Selus
Master of Mindy (arf)

<http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
<http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>

Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18