Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the backwoods proctologist,
clamoured:

> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:47:18 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:32:20 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the cha-cha,
>> and screamed:
>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:11:35 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:50:20 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the
>>>> cha-cha,
>>>> and screamed:
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:15:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the trench and ditch digger, dilated:
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan, the chuck-full marshal,
>>>>>>>> bull****ted:
>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the person who loans money and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> takes an arm or a leg as interest payment,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brown-nosed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid **** and generally acting like *******s.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> congregate so quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just telling some idiotic, long lost, wayfaring,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming back to the fold looking for old Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complaining about the stench, utterly oblivious that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're adding to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that most think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foul language as easily as a bum wipes his ass with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his clean hand and the amount of irony is astounding.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, the words they speak may be.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me, about him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That does not surprise me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name being mentioned when he is the one being discussed,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GrandMoff. Oops, that's twice I have typed your moniker
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in 2 different posts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space
>>>>>>>>>>>>> between "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get
>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you
>>>>>>>>>>>> disapprove of GrandMoff?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am
>>>>>>>>>> making an ass of myself?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well, yeah. Duh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
>>>>>>>>>>> moniker. Ha, ha!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes
>>>>>>>>>> little difference if your given name is at the end of it,
>>>>>>>>>> this is Usenet, idiot.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that
>>>>>>>>> response.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source,
>>>>>>>>>>> such a a dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>>>>>>> -------------------------------------- moniker
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r) n. Slang.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>>>>>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me
>>>>>>>>>> politely. Show that you have manners and I will share the
>>>>>>>>>> knowledge.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now
>>>>>>>>> look up the definition for "title," note the difference, and
>>>>>>>>> wallow in the shame of your own ignorance.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that swuft.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
>>>>>>>>>>> attention span is terrible!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of
>>>>>>>>>> those Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied
>>>>>>>>> to the object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs.
>>>>>>>> Enjoy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think I own a share of Altimer, dear.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes dear, I know; what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.
>>>>>
>>>>> I already have Rhonda's mind right, Kadaitcha, now there is just
>>>>> you. She crumbles easily, not much fight in her. You have retard
>>>>> strength to you though, a little tougher.
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor old Rhonda just goes around bleating and whining about how I
>>>>> am mean and not worth responding to because I drone on. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> The thing is, that is what I wanted to do, methodically break her
>>>>> spirit and in doing so, win the game of attrition. Which I did,
>>>>> she as much as groveled at my feet.
>>>>
>>>> Here's hoping this ain't too late, and that I haven't already
>>>> nominated anyone for it.
>>>>
>>>> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
>>>>
>>>> Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
>>>> lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set
>>>> up their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness
>>>> in a Kook-free world scenario.
>>>
>>> That's good, Demon, keep repeating that mantra and eventually your
>>> perception may actually become someone's reality. Otherwise, you
>>> are grasping at straws, there clearly is no ass kicking going on,
>>> on either side, really.
>>>
>>> Isn't there a clause in the rules that says something like: just
>>> because a poster is slamming your head against the wall over and
>>> over doesn't mean that he or she shall be granted an award? Reread
>>> the guidebook. Do not abuse your nominating power, it will lose all
>>> value.
>>
>> Awww, that's okay, I haven't replied to you enough, of late, to
>> properly apply such a beating to you -- Eris knows you've never done
>> so to anyone. Your k00ky k'lames of victory (and ownership of
>> K-Man), however, are a sure sign of eligibility for this award,
>> which, alas, shall be for October.
>
> So, in other words, you are rock stupid and this is just how you
> operate? Over-exaggerated claims of ownership do not make it so.
> Example: Kadaitcha claims over and over in every post that I am owned.

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Seems you're delusional, you ****tard ****.

> He only does this when he runs out of bull**** to reply with. But,
> again, it just doesn't make it true. There has to be undeniable
> proof, I know the rules, *****.

Undeniable proof, like this:

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> Altimer



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