Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
chuck-full marshal, bull****ted:
> I will now respond to a post accessible as
> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
> <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>
>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>>> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who
>>>>>>>>>>> loans money and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment,
>>>>>>>>>>> brown-nosed:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid
>>>>>>>>>>>> **** and generally acting like *******s.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could
>>>>>>>>>>>> congregate so quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who were just
>>>>>>>>>>>> telling some idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to
>>>>>>>>>>>> the fold looking for old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap
>>>>>>>>>>>> that I was a troll for calling him a dumb ass and asking
>>>>>>>>>>>> him to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer,
>>>>>>>>>>> complaining about the stench, utterly oblivious that you're
>>>>>>>>>>> adding to it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself that most
>>>>>>>>>> think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul language as
>>>>>>>>>> easily as a bum wipes his ass with his clean hand and the
>>>>>>>>>> amount of irony is astounding.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic. However,
>>>>>>>>> the words they speak may be.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about
>>>>>> him.
>>>>>
>>>>> That does not surprise me.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his name being
>>>>>> mentioned when he is the one being discussed, GrandMoff. Oops,
>>>>>> that's twice I have typed your moniker in 2 different posts,
>>>>>
>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space between
>>>>> "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get anything right?
>>>>
>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you
>>>> disapprove of GrandMoff?
>>>
>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
>>
>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am making an ass
>> of myself?
>
> Well, yeah. Duh.
>
>> You really are the testy one.
>
> Thank you.
>
>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>
>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker.
> Ha,
>>> ha!
>>
>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes little
>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
>> idiot.
>
> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>
>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>
>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>> dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>
>>
>> Hmmm, let's see:
>> --------------------------------------
>> moniker
>>
>> Dictionary
>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>> n. Slang.
>>
>> A personal name or nickname.
>> --------------------------------------
>>
>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
>
> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up the
> definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame
> of your own ignorance.
>
>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
>>>>>> swuft.
>>>>>
>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing,
>>>>> you!
>>>>
>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
>>>
>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention
>>> span is terrible!
>>
>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of those Usenet
>> freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>
> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
> object of your desire? You're a mess!
I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs. Enjoy.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou buck-toothed gnawing mammal. Thou knotty-pated devil incarnate.


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