On Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:23:37 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the cha-cha,
and screamed:
> On Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:40:29 GMT, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>On Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:58:42 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ attempted to
>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>> On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:46:44 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>Demon Lord of Confusion, the smoke-dried thresher, stage-whispered:
>>>>> On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:31:38 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk attempted to
>>>>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 6 Oct 2006 11:22:49 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk" wrote:
>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Alright guys, this has been fun tonight. I have to go do a
>>>>>>>>> little surfing, mostly college football sites, I have to get the
>>>>>>>>> rankings and compare them and get ready for this weekend's
>>>>>>>>> games.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It was fun, almost as fun as last night. Don't worry, I will be
>>>>>>>>> back tomorrow and we will see how far we can kick that total
>>>>>>>>> post number up. I say 500 would be good.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell, Altie, you deem yourself a success if you
>>>>>>>> can leave behind a long, but half-gutted thread.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's got to be the dumbest game I've ever seen anyone play.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Has it occurred to you that your little secret rules are evidence
>>>>>>>> that something's not quite right in what passes for your mind?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Rhonda, because I like you, I will tell you why I do what I do and
>>>>>>> you idiots never fail to fall for it. It isn't a secret or even
>>>>>>> that terribly complicated.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I just think it is fun to see how much I can make the Kook hunters
>>>>>>> flip out. No other reason than for the enjoyment of it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It is so contrary to the stated mission of Kookologist's, how I
>>>>>>> can make most of you behave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When I can get some of you threatening to killfile in every post,
>>>>>>> but never do, nominating for awards on false pretensions out of
>>>>>>> frustration, saying the same thing over and over again, like
>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHA, staking out ownership claims in every post and
>>>>>>> desperately trying to convince everyone in the pathetic Usenet
>>>>>>> society that all of you run in that someone else is owned and self
>>>>>>> reassuring each other that it is indeed true, etc...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It is like a big clown convention, all of you are so very
>>>>>>> predictable and fun. Don't forget the fun part, the main reason
>>>>>>> why I do it. How many times have I led you and your friends into
>>>>>>> threads that frustrate the hell out of you? Many times is the
>>>>>>> answer, just in case you are having a case of stupid *****.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How many times over a relatively short period of time of less than
>>>>>>> a year have you, personally, threatened to killfile me, ignore me,
>>>>>>> be done with me, be bored to death of me? Yet, here you are, like
>>>>>>> the retard that you are.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not just you, all of you are retards. All of you are just alike,
>>>>>>> you all follow the same worn out routine of Usenet behavior. The
>>>>>>> behavior is to goad into argument, babble nonsense, insult, fall
>>>>>>> back for reinforcements when you start to feel insecure, wait,
>>>>>>> redeploy, repeat, rinse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I like to throw a kink into it, just so I can see all of you
>>>>>>> behave just as you are behaving now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So many of you have come into the thread after I left last night
>>>>>>> "early morning", and put in your little cuts and barbs and made
>>>>>>> yourselves feel good. Well, that is the same thing I am doing, it
>>>>>>> is good for a laugh or two now and then, nothing much more.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The main thing to remember is that this is only a diversion for
>>>>>>> me, a stress reliever. None of this silly **** is serious or
>>>>>>> means anything. When you are playing with fools, you have to be
>>>>>>> foolish sometimes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But, now you know, Rhonda. Just take it easy, don't be such a
>>>>>>> drawn up and sour bitty. I am about finished, you can relax and
>>>>>>> wait for the next time that I get all of you little ****s worked
>>>>>>> up into a lather, it should be another good show.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Laissez les bon temps rouller.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not only projection, but introjection too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Y'know, if I hadn't already known you for a pathological
>>>>>> narcissist, this would've snapped you right into focus for me,
>>>>>> Altie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Very well done.
>>>>>
>>>>> He does know how to campaign, though, doesn't he? As much of a pro
>>>>> k00k as Crackhead.
>>>>
>>>>Rhonda's cat is still chowing down on the cream from that foam out.
>>>
>>> Wow,<*****SLAP>
>>
>>Yep, he's foamy.
>
> Awww, <*****SLAP>

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K

Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always remain clueproof.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.

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Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
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William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
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"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>