I will now respond to a post accessible as news:eg24k8$ed9$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com by "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
<rhondalea@gmail.com>:

> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
>> I will now respond to a post accessible as news:eg1p12$eno$1
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com by "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>> <rhondalea@gmail.com>:
>>
>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>> news:npg8i2tchn0433b1uctqkd533qd0rg9eud@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:57:32 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>> news:3hp6i2d8hdvavu9r4n63tdlkp3hao6ingv@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>>>> <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:55:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>> news:cnj6i293qmms4hkfkror2lfq9uf6qtl0sv@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:36:01 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>> news:i606i2dnl5eaqfmh7cak0l0r9okebjuanq@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 23:49:56 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>> <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>> news854i21tblau7vr0mtaacprnj3qjrpdmso@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:36:47 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>>> ¤
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>>>>>>> ¤
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <grandmoff@deathstar.galacticempire>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ¤
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> person who loans money and takes an arm or a leg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> poster stupid
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and generally acting like *******s.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ironic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could congregate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were just telling some idiotic, long lost,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a troll for calling him a dumb ass and asking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sewer, complaining about the stench, utterly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oblivious that you're adding to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself that
>>>>>>>>>> most
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think of as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language as easily as a bum wipes his ass with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his clean hand and the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amount
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of irony is astounding.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monosyllabic. However, the words they speak may
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by me,
>>>>>>>>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That does not surprise me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name
>>>>>>>>>> being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mentioned when he is the one being discussed,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GrandMoff. Oops, that's twice I have typed your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moniker in 2 different posts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disapprove
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of GrandMoff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making an ass
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of myself?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, yeah. Duh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hee hee!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and a moniker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ha,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes
>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Usenet, idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> response.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahh, you are just saying that because you don't understand.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am
>>>>>>>>>> sure
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that happens often.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I must admit that it's hard for me to comprehend the degree
>>>>>>>>>>>> of your stupidity. I just can't relate to you. I'm sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> source, such
>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moniker
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> n. Slang.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask me politely. Show that you have manners and I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> share the knowledge.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the shame of your own ignorance.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You blithering, staggering, stumbling, bumbling, buffoon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you. You are, right now, using Usenet. What you use to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> identify yourself with is called your moniker. Keep pissing
>>>>>>>>>>>>> around and I will only make you look more retard like than
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you already do, GrandMoff.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's the kookrant I was looking for!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Your inadvertent admission of your own ignorance has been
>>>>>>>>>>>> accepted.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be that swuft.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spastic thing, you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your attention
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> span
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is terrible!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> applied to the object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym? I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you are a kook, GrandMoff, I really do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you even know what an acronym is, you impossible dolt?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me what KM is an acronym for, GrandMoff.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Guess, and then I'll let you know if you're wrong.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why should I guess, you are the one that keeps using it. Just
>>>>>>>>> because I asked you what KM was an acronym for doesn't mean
>>>>>>>>> that I care enough to guess.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This is great, because you can't even inadvertently admit that
>>>>>>>> you're either obtuse or obsessed, while already being both!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't think you even know what it means, GrandMoff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Projecting your own ignorance onto me just makes you look more
>>>>>> stupid (incredibly).
>>>>>
>>>>> Yet you still don't answer my rather simple question. What does it
>>>>> mean?
>>>>
>>>> Well, at least you're being more honest now.
>>>>
>>>>>>> Tell me what it stands for.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aren't you bored with this, yet?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not anymore than you are, GrandMoff. I can go on forever, ask
>>>>> somebody.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, I believe that.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You have alot to learn and I will be damned if I am going
>>>>>>>>> to teach you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <pats Altie on head>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Settle down, little man.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Me? You seem to be obsessed with an acronym of something of the
>>>>>>> other and for that you want me to settle down? Crazy 'ole
>>>>>>> GrandMoff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Explain my obsession.
>>>>>
>>>>> You keep on and on and on<PAF>
>>>>
>>>> That routine is old, now. Try something more interesting.
>>>
>>> That's the problem. Altimer is a one-trick pony.
>>>
>>> He hasn't anything more interesting. What you see here is the whole
>>> ball o' earwax.
>>
>> Well, he's fun to toy with for awhile. But you're right: he's
>> incapable of generating original thoughts. He just paraphrases other
>> people's claims of spankage on him and projects it back onto them.
>> It's pretty lame.
>
> And this is just one thread.
>
> When I was looking for the dog name thread, I found two old posts, two
> months apart, one a reply to Chadwick and the other a reply to
> Kadaitcha. Following are excerpts from each:
>
> Message-ID: <Hyy8g.1132$y4.777@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.ne t>
>
> "And I don't know why you insist on displaying my posts and your
> replies to them in alt.usenet.kooks, I will just make you look stupid
> again. You really don't want all of your peers to see that happen
> again do you?"
>
> and
>
> Message-ID: <3ncbb2tlhnh9uc9fnr5lp6p4hcncl9oob3@4ax.com>
>
> "BTW, you were exercising good judgment by not crossposting to A.U.K
> when you came into this thread. I will only embarrass you again,
> Kadaitcha. If I were you, I would rethink it and go with your first
> impulse of not crossposting into A.U.K."

So he can just do this continually for months at a time? That's amazing.

> The pathetic feature of all this is he actually believes it.

It's almost a shame, because imagine how much he might be able to
accomplish with a denial mode that's so indestructible if he weren't
comitted to making a horse's ass of himself on USENET.

--
Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
Administrator of Death Star 6.2
Former governor of the solar system of Selus
Master of Mindy (arf)

<http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
<http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>

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