Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
> On Wed, 4 Oct 2006 21:42:57 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
> <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
>>> On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:12:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <****-you.ya.****@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the backwoods
>>>> proctologist, clamoured:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:47:18 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>>>> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:32:20 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the
>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:11:35 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:50:20 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the
>>>>>>>> cha-cha,
>>>>>>>> and screamed:
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:15:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the trench and ditch digger, dilated:
>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan, the chuck-full marshal,
>>>>>>>>>>>> bull****ted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sikbb7dstsrd062pi7bg@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0hdn3o1n4ag0kpu0at@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflcb227a6vt1cp7af7so@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pjc983461jfl7f90g16@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqphs8gjg8k5qodhf4uce@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the person who loans money and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> takes an arm or a leg as interest payment,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brown-nosed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> poster stupid **** and generally acting like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *******s.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ironic.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could congregate so quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly *******s who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were just telling some idiotic, long lost,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a troll for calling him a dumb ass and asking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sewer, complaining about the stench, utterly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oblivious that you're adding to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself that most think of as a monosyllabic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> twit who vomits foul language as easily as a bum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wipes his ass with his clean hand and the amount
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of irony is astounding.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A few points that I should address:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -Twits are not, in and of themselves,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monosyllabic. However, the words they speak may
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by me, about him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That does not surprise me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name being mentioned when he is the one being
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> discussed, GrandMoff. Oops, that's twice I have typed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your moniker in 2 different posts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between "Grand" and "Moff." BTW, can you ever get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you disapprove of GrandMoff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making an ass of myself?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, yeah. Duh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and a moniker. Ha, ha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes little difference if your given name is at the end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of it, this is Usenet, idiot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> response.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> source, such a a dictionary. Do you know what a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dictionary is?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -------------------------------------- moniker
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r) n. Slang.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask me politely. Show that you have manners and I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> share the knowledge.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now
>>>>>>>>>>>>> look up the definition for "title," note the difference,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and wallow in the shame of your own ignorance.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be that swuft.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spastic thing, you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With who? What the **** are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your attention span is terrible!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KM? Who in the holy ****ing hell is KM? You are one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've
>>>>>>>>>>>>> applied to the object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of
>>>>>>>>>>>> k0oKs. Enjoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think I own a share of Altimer, dear.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes dear, I know; what's mine is yours and what's yours is
>>>>>>>>>> yours.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I already have Rhonda's mind right, Kadaitcha, now there is
>>>>>>>>> just you. She crumbles easily, not much fight in her. You
>>>>>>>>> have retard strength to you though, a little tougher.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor old Rhonda just goes around bleating and whining about
>>>>>>>>> how I am mean and not worth responding to because I drone on.
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The thing is, that is what I wanted to do, methodically break
>>>>>>>>> her spirit and in doing so, win the game of attrition. Which
>>>>>>>>> I did, she as much as groveled at my feet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Here's hoping this ain't too late, and that I haven't already
>>>>>>>> nominated anyone for it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a
>>>>>>>> lost lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has
>>>>>>>> won, set up their own superpower in their midst and are
>>>>>>>> chugging Guinness in a Kook-free world scenario.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's good, Demon, keep repeating that mantra and eventually
>>>>>>> your perception may actually become someone's reality.
>>>>>>> Otherwise, you are grasping at straws, there clearly is no ass
>>>>>>> kicking going on, on either side, really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Isn't there a clause in the rules that says something like: just
>>>>>>> because a poster is slamming your head against the wall over and
>>>>>>> over doesn't mean that he or she shall be granted an award?
>>>>>>> Reread the guidebook. Do not abuse your nominating power, it
>>>>>>> will lose all value.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Awww, that's okay, I haven't replied to you enough, of late, to
>>>>>> properly apply such a beating to you -- Eris knows you've never
>>>>>> done so to anyone. Your k00ky k'lames of victory (and ownership
>>>>>> of K-Man), however, are a sure sign of eligibility for this
>>>>>> award, which, alas, shall be for October.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, in other words, you are rock stupid and this is just how you
>>>>> operate? Over-exaggerated claims of ownership do not make it so.
>>>>> Example: Kadaitcha claims over and over in every post that I am
>>>>> owned.
>>>>
>>>> Searched all groups
>>>> Your search - kadaitcha Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com owned - did not
>>>> match any documents
>>>>
>>>> Seems you're delusional, you ****tard ****.
>>>>
>>>>> He only does this when he runs out of bull**** to reply with.
>>>>> But, again, it just doesn't make it true. There has to be
>>>>> undeniable proof, I know the rules, *****.
>>>>
>>>> Undeniable proof, like this:
>>>>
>>>> Searched all groups
>>>> Your search - kadaitcha Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com owned - did not
>>>> match any documents
>>>
>>> Okay, I admit, I get you kookologists mixed up all the time. The
>>> reason for this is that I don't pay enough attention to what any of
>>> you have to say for any of it to make a lasting impression on me.
>>>
>>> Conclusion: You are all the same to me, one big blob of nonsense
>>> uttering bull****ters. How can I be expected to keep you separated
>>> from the others?
>>>
>>> Altie
>>
>> How can you forget him when you named your dog after him, Altimer?
>>
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>> I just got a little mixed breed puppy. It is a combination of a
>> Keeshond and a Shih Tzu.
>>
>> I think I will name I will name it K-****.
>>
>> Another ugly little dog I have had for a while is a mix between a
>> Rhodesian Ridgeback, a Laekenois, and a Komondor.
>>
>> I named it Rhonda Lee Kirk.
>>
>
> ROFLMAO, you remember that Rhonda and reposted it?

I remember most things, Altimer.

> That was just a little bit of late night janking.

You wrote it. Not me. You.

> Seriously, I just have one dog and
> his name is Junior. He is a mutt, but has the coloration of a
> Dalmatian, but he only weighs about 25 pounds.
>
> Altie

No one cares, Altimer.

BTW, does it still bother you when I call you "Altimer" or are you over
it?

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay