Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the scatterbrained dog-whipper,
aspersed:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the thundering lanternmaker,
>> bewailed:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the maker of measures for
>>>> weighing the herring and kipper catches, gibbered:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@gmail.com>, the dealer in feathers and
>>>>>> plumes, diffused:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:29:32 +0545, Kadaitcha Man did the
>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the keeper and catcher of birds, upchucked:
>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk, the supervisor of nothing in particular,
>>>>>>>>>>> catechised:
>>>>>>>>>>>> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet? nevermind, this is a pointless fight here. I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> post every single url that discusses myself or my.. ehh,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "malware" software of yesteryear. Besides, I'm not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> malware creation business anymore. You can't be bothered
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to read before you post, I can't be bothered to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do your homework for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And thats another mistake on your part. Your "playing"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> games on usenet, and I'm not playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do all kinds of programming. I'm not the ignorant
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pissant you wish I was. and your fixing to learn that,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> albeit the hard way. No matter tho, I like new trophies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this another threat to flood auk? Or does Robert have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> DDoS attack coming? C'mon, Dustin, we've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>> weeks for you to destroy the internet because you just
>>>>>>>>>>>> can't seem to get the respect you deserve.
>>>>>>>>>>>> <waits patiently for flood of foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> lol - Have I told you that I love you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not in the last thirty minutes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <pout>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess that last reply wasn't up to scratch, huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://rhonda.lea.youaremylove.com/
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Try that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You big ol' romantic softy, you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's only the tip of the iceberg...but it's reserved entirely
>>>>>>> for me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If the sun should no longer shine,
>>>>>> The birds no longer sing,
>>>>>> The flowers no longer bloom or
>>>>>> The stars no longer twinkle,
>>>>>> My heart would still soar and
>>>>>> My soul would still rejoice
>>>>>> Because my love for you is without end.
>>>>>
>>>>> No one is ever going to believe this...at least not until I put in
>>>>> my address change at the post office.
>>>>
>>>> Just don't put it in your sig, ok?
>>>
>>> Okay.
>>>
>>> But where would we be if I hadn't trusted you?
>>>
>>> In 17 years, Dustin is my only mistake of this kind, so I figure the
>>> location of your humpy is probably safe.
>>>
>>>>> I love you, sweetheart.
>>>>
>>>> mmmmmmmmKISS
>>>
>>> <bites down, tastes blood, smiles>
>>
>> Wer wug ey gey ih aye agun kukkeg oo?
>
> That was the question.
>
>> Wew, hor hur aye ink aye wug ge agle go hhgeek a wok gekker wighk ow.
>
> Yes, but think about what else you'd be missing.

Damn. I was going to try and win this by licking my eyebrows.



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