On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 07:42:04 -0600, "little johnny"
<missb93@hotmail.com> wrote:

SNIPAROO

> Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is optimistic about
>Contraceptive98's potential. He recently said, "Our contraceptive products
>will help users do to each other what we've been doing to our customers for
>years."
>

Sorry to be a boob, but Microsoft's CEO is Steve Ballmer.
When parody pieces mess up their "fact" portions, it comes across like
a comedian who stumbles at the punchline.

Enjoyed the piece otherwise, thanks. (Onion?)

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