Sternodox wrote:
> Charlotte's Web
>
> By Rev. Sternodox
>
> Once upon a time there was this little boy (played by a very young
> looking actor who was, nonetheless, eighteen years old) that liked to
> always put poopie on his ding dong. Then this little girl (played by
> an over-18, and quite young-looking, actress) moved in next door and
> the little boy sneaked into her bedroom one night and pulled her
> panties down and put dookie all over her po-po. Then the mummy and
> the wu'fman came in by magic and captured the little boy's
> baby-sitter and tied her up to a chair and sort of ripped her shirt a
> little bit and the boy saw her na-na's. When he saw that, his wiener
> started in getting hard but he didn't know what to do with it because
> the character he was playing was too young. So then he took his
> doggie, Blanche, out for a walk, but Blanche was a boy doggie and
> started in doing hunch-hunch on the little boy's leg until sticky
> stuff came out of the doggie's wee-wee. Then the boy decided he had
> to go pee-pee and he pee-pee'ed in a cup and ran over to the little
> girl's house and made her drink the pee-pee, which made his doodle
> get even harder. Then the little girl started in rubbing her po-po
> real hard until she got all tingly and it scared the little boy and
> he ran back to his house where the baby-sitter was still tied up to
> the chair, only this time he could see her panties, too. So his
> wee-wee got so hard that it was hurting and so he stuck a lot of
> poopie on it and stuck it into Blanche's cooter-gooble and started in
> making it go in and out real fast until sticky stuff came out of his
> pee-pee hole, even though it had ca-ca still all over it. Then the
> little girl next door came over and talked the little boy into
> putting his doo-doo covered willie into her cooter-do, even though it
> was still covered in poop. The little boy decided that he liked
> putting his 'flashlight' in the little girl's 'cave' so much that he
> killed Blanche and skinned the doggie and roasted the little
> m*therfu*ker in the stove and forced the tied up babysitter to eat it
> while he put more poopie on his wing-wang and rubbed it all in
> between her boobies. Then the little boy grew up and became a serial
> killer that tortured about fifty-nine thousand hundred nurses to
> death and never got caught and he's still out there today!
>
> The End.

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