Haven't you heard?

Everything is a threat to national security in the U.S.A.

Phones, email, gatherings of more than two people, [one if your
schizophrenic], letters, stamps, free press, free speech, due process,
where your car goes, what you wear, who you associate with, credit
reports, credit card records, search your house, your car, your pants,
your luggage, naked photos of you in airports, library books, what you
eat,t-shirts with the wrong message, posterboard, shoes, movies, radio,
internet. . .

I am sure we will all be wearing name tags soon, also.

"Citizen, where is your name tag? It is supposed to be securely
fastened to your forehead."

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