I will keep appending the new jokes to this thread to keep this thread going...

A Brit, an American and an Iraqi died, and all went to hell.
The British said: "I miss England ! I wanna call England , and see how everybody is doing there...." He called and talked for about 5 minutes... then he said: "well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???"

The devil goes: "five million dollars... ", "five million dollars!!!"

He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....

The American was soo jealous, he starts screaming,
"Me too! I wanna call the United States ; I wanna see how everybody is doing too..."
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ????"

The devil goes: "ten million dollars..." "ten million dollars!!!!!!"
He gave him a check and went to sit back on his chair...

The Iraqi was extremely soooo jealous too... He starts screaming and screaming
"I wanna call Baghdad too; I wanna see how everybody is doing there too! I wanna talk to everybody..."

So, he called Baghdad and he talked for about twenty hours... he was talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: "well, devil, how much do I owe you for the phone call ????"

The devil goes: "one dollar... "

"only one dollar?!!!!!"

The devil goes: "yes....well, from hell to hell, it's local."