Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
LOL!! None of her friends are boning material. Even if they were single...
Light switchs, paper bags, and/or large dosages of beer help fix that problem.. use any or all as required.



Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
You know men don't have that many rules

Man Rules:
1. Drink beer
2. Scratch body parts
3. Get laid


That's it
Thats a misconception..

Those three things are the 3 commandments to each Man Law. Each man law requires that at least one of the 3 commandments be taken part in, or in attempt to take part in, or in support of fellow man to take part in. There are some rarely mentioned commandments too having to do with football, V-8 engines, and guns - but the Holy Three are the basis for Man Law.