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    Talking 3 Italian Nuns

    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you have all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

    The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren” and ‘poof’ she's gone.

    The second says, “I want to be Madonna” and ‘poof’ she's gone.

    The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini”.


    St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he asks.

    “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I 'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.”

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

    St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says:

    ”No, Sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.”

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    LOL, very funny

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    That is the version I got in an e-mail so deal with it!!

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    LOL!! Quit fighting....you are worse than my younger sisters...
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    LOL!! Quit fighting....you are worse than my younger sisters...
    Did you just compare our little debate to your younger sisters' fighting?

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    If you want to call it a "debate"....
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    Watch out what you type in here, you'll be calling that guy from dateline to have a talk with martin:

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    I was just trying to figure out who Sara Pipalini was/is....
    back from hiatus.

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    lolz!

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