Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 19

Thread: REDNECK VASECTOMY

  1. 10-13-2007, 06:29 PM #1
    Heylinder
    Heylinder is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    465

    REDNECK VASECTOMY

    A couple from Alabama, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". After performing the necessary procedure, the doctor asked them what finally made them make the decision......why, after nine children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had heard on Fox News that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and that he and his wife didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 10-13-2007, 07:02 PM #2
    Gizmokid2005's Avatar
    Gizmokid2005
    Gizmokid2005 is offline TehAdministratorman
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    192.168.10.100
    Age
    39
    Posts
    4,486
    LOL!!! That's a good one Hey!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    "Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson

    Desktop:
    AMD Phenom II x6 1100T @ 3.3Ghz
    MSi 890FXA-GD70
    16GB G.Skill DDR3-1600
    Asus HD6950 2GB GDDR5 PCI-Ex16
    4x 1.5TB WD SATA w/64MB cache in RAID10
    2x Asus 22x DVD/CD +/-RW DL SATA
    Rosewill Xtreme Series 950W PSU
    2x 23" 5ms Asus Widescreen LCD
    Laptop:
    15" Aluminum MacBook Pro
    Intel Core 2 Duo 2.53Ghz
    4GB DDR3 @ 1067MHz
    320GB SATA 7200RPM HDD

    **View My Forum**
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 10-13-2007, 09:12 PM #3
    TurcoLoco's Avatar
    TurcoLoco
    TurcoLoco is offline Administratatouille
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    255.255.255.666
    Posts
    2,056
    I bet this silly redneck joke was actually written by a redneck!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 10-13-2007, 09:14 PM #4
    Gizmokid2005's Avatar
    Gizmokid2005
    Gizmokid2005 is offline TehAdministratorman
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    192.168.10.100
    Age
    39
    Posts
    4,486
    Only you'd know TL
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    "Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson

    Desktop:
    AMD Phenom II x6 1100T @ 3.3Ghz
    MSi 890FXA-GD70
    16GB G.Skill DDR3-1600
    Asus HD6950 2GB GDDR5 PCI-Ex16
    4x 1.5TB WD SATA w/64MB cache in RAID10
    2x Asus 22x DVD/CD +/-RW DL SATA
    Rosewill Xtreme Series 950W PSU
    2x 23" 5ms Asus Widescreen LCD
    Laptop:
    15" Aluminum MacBook Pro
    Intel Core 2 Duo 2.53Ghz
    4GB DDR3 @ 1067MHz
    320GB SATA 7200RPM HDD

    **View My Forum**
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 10-29-2007, 08:50 PM #5
    Red Squirrel
    Red Squirrel is offline Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Canada, eh
    Age
    40
    Posts
    81
    LOL awesome!
    Red Squirrel
    http://www.iceteks.com | http://www.uovalor.com

    Chew big cables till you hit the hard rich copper center. It's always full of surprises.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 10-29-2007, 09:35 PM #6
    Mathster's Avatar
    Mathster
    Mathster is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    127.0.0.2
    Age
    52
    Posts
    2,362
    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    I bet this silly redneck joke was actually written by a redneck!
    most are...
    back from hiatus.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 10-29-2007, 09:43 PM #7
    Heylinder
    Heylinder is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    465
    Red Squirrel! There can only be one ......... welcome back!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 10-29-2007, 09:45 PM #8
    Gizmokid2005's Avatar
    Gizmokid2005
    Gizmokid2005 is offline TehAdministratorman
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    192.168.10.100
    Age
    39
    Posts
    4,486
    Oh wow!!! Welcome back Red Squirrel!!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    "Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson

    Desktop:
    AMD Phenom II x6 1100T @ 3.3Ghz
    MSi 890FXA-GD70
    16GB G.Skill DDR3-1600
    Asus HD6950 2GB GDDR5 PCI-Ex16
    4x 1.5TB WD SATA w/64MB cache in RAID10
    2x Asus 22x DVD/CD +/-RW DL SATA
    Rosewill Xtreme Series 950W PSU
    2x 23" 5ms Asus Widescreen LCD
    Laptop:
    15" Aluminum MacBook Pro
    Intel Core 2 Duo 2.53Ghz
    4GB DDR3 @ 1067MHz
    320GB SATA 7200RPM HDD

    **View My Forum**
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 10-30-2007, 11:31 AM #9
    Red Squirrel
    Red Squirrel is offline Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Canada, eh
    Age
    40
    Posts
    81
    Hehehe thanks. The first post I saw when coming back was "REDNECK VASECTOMY" I knew I was in for a fun time. :P
    Red Squirrel
    http://www.iceteks.com | http://www.uovalor.com

    Chew big cables till you hit the hard rich copper center. It's always full of surprises.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 10-30-2007, 04:33 PM #10
    Mathster's Avatar
    Mathster
    Mathster is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    127.0.0.2
    Age
    52
    Posts
    2,362
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Squirrel View Post
    Hehehe thanks. The first post I saw when coming back was "REDNECK VASECTOMY" I knew I was in for a fun time. :P
    not as much fun as it used to be here... oh well...
    back from hiatus.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules