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  1. 10-12-2007, 11:06 PM #1
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    Terror alert level: Orange... LOL

    Terrorism Alert: A mass of terrorists plan to strike in late October; The sources revealed; Towards the end of October, a large group of unorganized terrorists plan to strike in the US, targeting civilian homes.. It is unclear on what their "plans" are but have been overheard by Intel officers, saying that, they plan to disguise their ethnic origins by wearing skin covering makeup, thin prosthetics, and other cosmetologists devices similar to those used in cinematography.. It is advised to be prepared for these attacks!!!!! Lock your doors at all times to prevent these terrorists from entering your homes un-invited as they may attempt to steal your belongings.... Be sure to Hide your true identity and have plenty of counter measures to defend yourself from these attackers....

    It is recommended that you keep a basket of candy filled at the door as they tend to avoid confrontation if tempted with "sweets".............. HAHAHAH!!! Have a safe and happy Halloween....
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    AHHH!!! Boarding up the windows/doors/air inlets now!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    AHHH!!! Boarding up the windows/doors/air inlets now!!!
    Like any terrorist will be stupid and/or crazy enough to come to your crib!
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    Well, knowing you...
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  5. 10-13-2007, 12:58 PM #5
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    We live too far out in the country for these terrorist. But just in case, I'll have the security system set that night (five dogs that can be bought for one doggie biscuit each )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    We live too far out in the country for these terrorist. But just in case, I'll have the security system set that night (five dogs that can be bought for one doggie biscuit each )
    Hmm, so, it'll take 5 doggie biscuits to circumvent your alarm system?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    Hmm, so, it'll take 5 doggie biscuits to circumvent your alarm system?

    Very true .... our mutts are easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    Very true .... our mutts are easy
    I have often heard that pets act like their owners...
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    LOL!! That or some rabbit
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    I have my paintball gun ready for the masses

    I have my 12 gauge loaded for the dedicated ones...
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