A little humor

[Gizmokid2005]

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Wife who put husband in doghouse will soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


Thought ya'll could use a laugh, I know I did.

[knight0334]

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Man who jump through screen door get strained.

[Mathster]

very appropriate title....

[starshooter10]

lolz
thats a good one

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or whatever =-P

[Heylinder]

What's with all the *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*'s?

Oh yeah, funny stuff

[Gizmokid2005]

Not sure what's with all the symbols...just too lazy to delete them from my other forum. But I thought I'd share anyways

[knight0334]

Confucius say that masturbation comes in handy.

[Heylinder]

Confucius say man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.