You should have looked them right in the eye and open a bottle of Absolute Vodka, start pouring some in the open can of coke while ranting "now I am mixing the activator for this explosive liquid" and then take a huge gulp before they slam you down and put the handcuffs on!
Here is the logic that is missing at the airport security (Homeland Security people can take hints from this crazy Turk): You see a middle Eastern getting on a plane, he seems to have powerful bodily odors, if you know what I mean yet you find a cologne bottle in this carry-on, that should definitely raise a red flag! You see a bald Arab or a woman with a covered head carrying a bottle of hair muse in their carry-on, that should raise a red flag, etc.
This is what the a-hole terrorists wanted, to ruine the Americans' freedom and comfortable, enjoyable way of life and they did succeed. This whole 9-11 reminds me of the movie called "Siege" with Denzel Washington Annette Bening and Bruce Willis.
Sadly, each year, inevitably, everything in this world is becoming worse.
