Politically Incorrect but funny...

[TurcoLoco]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the true story is as follows:

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice for American Internet service providers.

[jholland1964]

Grooooaaaannnnn....what an oldie!!!!!

[TurcoLoco]

Grooooaaaannnnn....what an oldie!!!!!

Arrggghhh, I got 'groaned' by the IANAG grannie!!!

So, should I:

A ~ Jump off a bridge?
B ~ Shhot myself with a gun?
C ~ Drive my truck off a cliff?

[Mathster]

Arrggghhh, I got 'groaned' by the IANAG grannie!!!

So, should I:

A ~ Jump off a bridge?
B ~ Shhot myself with a gun?
C ~ Drive my truck off a cliff?

the obvious answer is A
Your not worth a bullet and C is a waste of a working vehicle.

[jholland1964]

Bridge is a safer jump, at least around here. We have some only about 6 feet above the water, and water is about 5 feet deep. Bridge.

[Gizmokid2005]

the obvious answer is A
Your not worth a bullet and C is a waste of a working vehicle.

[TurcoLoco]

Not a single soul wants to see me live to see another day?

Shame...shame, what started as a joke might soon become a reality and when that happens don't be shocked and feel bad you bastages!!

[jholland1964]

Well now I feel terrible. Plus...saying this could become reality is something one shouldn't joke about either. I know now I better stay out of this part of the forum, I sure don't want any more on my conscience. I will stick to malware.

[Gizmokid2005]

Jeez TL....I see someone can't take a joke

If you can take it, don't give it

[TurcoLoco]

Well now I feel terrible. Plus...saying this could become reality is something one shouldn't joke about either. I know now I better stay out of this part of the forum, I sure don't want any more on my conscience. I will stick to malware.

Jeez TL....I see someone can't take a joke

If you can take it, don't give it

Good Lord, you two are a couple of sensitive freaks! (ok not Judy cuz she is my elder).
I was kidding too, you really think I am that weak minded (or may be I should use the fancy version that Snoopy used 'debilitated')?
Come on Judy, it will take a whole a lot more than a few 'groans' to get me to kick my own bucket. After all, you guys are a bunch of amateur groaners, I have seen stronger ones from F1 and survived!!

Where the heck is that old devil? I hope he checks back once in a blue moon at least.... Now I am really depressed...

Perhaps, being unemployed is getting to me too. I feel so weird when I do not have a job...