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  1. 08-30-2007, 04:50 PM #1
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    MENOPAUSE JEWELRY

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
    bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
    turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    frickin' red mark on his forehead.



    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jholland1964 View Post
    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
    bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
    turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    frickin' red mark on his forehead.



    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
    diamonds... that'll shut her up...

    -- Ron 'tater salad" White
    back from hiatus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    diamonds... that'll shut her up...

    -- Ron 'tater salad" White
    .....for about a minute!

    -- (same comedian)
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  4. 08-30-2007, 08:03 PM #4
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    Very hilarious, I love it!
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    LMAO! Awesome!!!

    BTW - Happy Friday!!!
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    I'm not stalking your threads Ms Judy, I was just sent this and it reminded me of the mood ring








    Psychiatric Study

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.

    No further studies are expected.
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  8. 09-16-2007, 09:46 PM #8
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    That is absolutely a riot!!!!!!
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    The other half says that she can relate....kinda makes me wonder...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    The other half says that she can relate....kinda makes me wonder...
    when you have the duct tape over your mouth, will that slow down your posting?
    When you have a spear in your forehead, will that improve the intellegence of your posting?
    back from hiatus.
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