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    Eight Words with two Meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-n e-ra-bel) adj
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greate st expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to a nother.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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    I think I have seen this before but probably not here, very funny but the last one is a bit off:

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to a nother.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
    Only TVs got remote control thingees?

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    LMAO!! Those are funny!!!
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    Hahahahhaa, hysterical!!

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    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding

    Anyone got a lighter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cauzomb View Post
    Anyone got a lighter?
    The last words that came out of Blank's mouth before the server crashed the last time!!!

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