Best Short Joke This Year......

[Heylinder]

More thievery!



A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate
that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in
on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your
mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her
mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy
that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red
ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father
what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father,
and then returned to her mother and announced,
"Daddy said never mind with the typewriter,
he already wrote the letter by hand."

[Gizmokid2005]

LMAO!! Those are hilarious!!

[Gizmokid2005]

Let me help you.

Thank God It's F**king Friday.

[Mathster]

thats still gonna be tough for him to understand.... the ** are gonna cause problems...

[Gizmokid2005]

That's true. If he doesn't understand I can certainly PM it to him. It would get blocked out by the word filter anyways.

[Mathster]

maybe space it out a little until a mod deletes it...

[Gizmokid2005]

Eh, he's not worth it.

[Mathster]

chicken.

[Heylinder]

chicken.

I'll do it! I'll do it

Thank God It's Fcuking Friday!



Ooooopppss, typo ... my bad


I'm heading out for dinner, dancing and Ya'll have fun!

[Gizmokid2005]

never said that...just don't want to deal with it.