Thoughts.....

[jholland1964]

I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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I am neither for nor against apathy.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses
sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
who can't get his pants off.
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Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[TurcoLoco]

Haha....those were great Judy!

I might have been seen some of them before but still, very entertaining!!

[starshooter10]

ncie

hahaha!

[Gizmokid2005]

LMAO!!! NICE!! God knows I need it right now.

[Mathster]

I dont get it.

[Heylinder]

I found these at a trike forum .....

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don`t have a sense of humor, you probably don`t have any sense
at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you`re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you`ll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. It could be a right number.

13. Think about this ... No one ever says "It`s only a game" when his
team is winning.

14. I`ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There`s no way you`re going to
like it.


16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we`ll have thousands of "Mature" ladies and men running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden
Oldies!)

18. Money can`t buy happiness -- but somehow it`s more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. If you can`t change your mind, are you
sure YOU have one!!??

20. After a certain age, if you don`t wake up aching in every joint, you
are probably dead.

[Gizmokid2005]

LMAO!!! Awesome!

[jholland1964]

These are super! I especially love....
11, 12 and 17 is the best one of all!

[Heylinder]

These are super! I especially love....
11, 12 and 17 is the best one of all!

I especially like number 17 also I now have 6 tattoo's (inked 9 times) ... don't listen to rap thou