Redneck Jedi

[TurcoLoco]

too bad Im not a Jedi....

Hey, all it takes is a light saber! lol

And to think everyone in England says I have an accent...

Dude, people everywhere tells me I have an accent, heck in the last several years even the Turkish people started saying I have an accent in Turkish as well. How F'ed up is that, I can't speak a single language without an accent...baaaa!

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Don't ya'll go Sav'n the best for last now....
If you ever used the force, to remove the shower curtain when sis was takin a cool off. Whooooooo hoooo lokkatem tigobitty's.... OK yeah, that was just wrong....

if after the above sis says come on over to the dark side, it'lbea hoot....... you might be a redneck

incase ya'll didn't know why yer daddy's yer uncle....

Are these things you came up with or actually lived at one point in your life?
Either way....disturbing.