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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    I like women who lack the following three:
    ~ Tattoes
    ~ Hair other than the top of the head
    ~ Snorting/Smoking/Shooting any substance of any kind
    tattoos are ok as long as its not tribal and not a tramp stamp.
    I can do with out excessive body hair.
    and there is nothing wrong with a hottie shooting a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    tattoos are ok as long as its not tribal and not a tramp stamp.
    I can do with out excessive body hair.
    and there is nothing wrong with a hottie shooting a gun.
    What if the gun was pointing at you? Still ok? lol


    When I said substance, i meant chemical substance you 'tard! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    I once snorted while shooting a smoking gun


    If the gun was smoking when you shot it, that means you missed the previous shot(s) and when you are snorting, that is to be expected...or it is possible Mathster gave you a gun loaded with blanks!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    If the gun was smoking when you shot it, that means you missed the previous shot(s) and when you are snorting, that is to be expected...or it is possible Mathster gave you a gun loaded with blanks!! lol
    You are thinking to much .... maybe you need to get laid by a hairy, tattooed female crackhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    You are thinking to much .... maybe you need to get laid by a hairy, tattooed female crackhead


    LMAO!!! I think you are right Hey. He's starting to act just a little too weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    You are thinking to much .... maybe you need to get laid by a hairy, tattooed female crackhead
    If that is my only option, then it would be more like me getting raped!!

    You guys are mean....I am a nice guy, I don't think I deserve to be raped by a dopehead cavewoman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    If that is my only option, then it would be more like me getting raped!!

    You guys are mean....I am a nice guy, I don't think I deserve to be raped by a dopehead cavewoman!


    Beauty is just a lightswitch away

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    One lightswitch or a case of beer, hell, you could probably get away with a few shots
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    You are thinking to much .... maybe you need to get laid by a hairy, tattooed female crackhead
    maybe he just needs to get laid by anything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    Beauty is just a lightswitch away
    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    One lightswitch or a case of beer, hell, you could probably get away with a few shots
    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    maybe he just needs to get laid by anything...

    I bow to you guys since you all seem to be the experts with the right experience!!

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