Fall Classes for Women at THE Adult Learning Center
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Sept. 17, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Ice - Learning To Leave On The Automated Ice Maker That You Nagged Us To Pay For When We Bought The Fridge--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hour s beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Learning That Men Change Them To, And How To Start *****ing At The Kids For Not Changing Them?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
How To Put The Seat Back Down?--Group Practice, Assistance Provided By Gravity
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
How To Spend More Time Washing Clothes Instead Of Watching Soap Operas And Eating Bon-Bon's --Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dishes - Dealing With The Fact That The Pool Boy Funds Ate The Maid/Cook Funds
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
TV - There Are 4 In The House, Finding Another To Watch When Men Have The Remote.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning Not To Move Things From Where Men Set Them
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Him Beer Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Understanding That Men Don't Get Lost Because--They DO Take The Time To Study Maps(Also covers dealing with the fact that when men have to deviate from preplanned course, only causes delay)
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Learning To Parallel Park And Using Gas While In Reverse -- Yes, Throttles Can Be Used While In Reverse.
Driving Simulations(Sorry, no actual hands-on training)
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Me And Your Dad or Ex-Boyfriend
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How To Shop Like A Marine Corp Expedition--Getting In, Finding Item, Paying For It, and Getting Out Without Leaving Any Family Behind.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How To Forget Past Incidences--Holding Resentful Thoughts Isn't Healthy
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--A Recap Of Class 5.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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