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    Red-Neck Engineering Test

    1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
    support a 10 pound possum.

    2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when pl aced on blocks in your front yard?

    (A) '65 Ford Fairlane

    (B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle

    (C) '64 Pontiac GTO.

    3. If your uncle builds a still, which operates at a capacity of 2 0
    gallons of shine produced per hour,

    how many car radiators are required to condense the product?

    4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's will be drunk before the trees are cut down?

    5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16
    feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed?

    6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough
    property for their electric appliances to sit out front?

    7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded an d proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?

    8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town, which has been bypassed by the Interstate, to breed a
    country-western singer?

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    I'm not sure whether to laugh....or run away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    I'm not sure whether to laugh....or run away.
    You too??

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    Quote Originally Posted by knight0334 View Post
    You too??
    Yup. Maybe I'll laugh WHILE I'm running....
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    I dont get it....
    back from hiatus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    I dont get it....
    Not a surprise. It's way above a simple mind like yours.
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    This sort of goes along with this thread...and it is true...my friend was in Greenville, TN over the weekend in a store. She saw a woman remove her shirt, stand in the aisle in her bra and try on blouses from the rack! My friend said, "either the dressing room 10 feet away was too far for her to walk, OR she decided this might be a good way to attract her 1st cousin Bo's attention."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jholland1964 View Post
    .....She saw a woman remove her shirt, stand in the aisle in her bra and try on blouses from the rack!.....
    I always stand in the aisle with my bra on trying out new outfits....

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1 View Post
    I always stand in the aisle with my bra on trying out new outfits....
    we know... unfortuneatly
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    My step son can answer everyone of those questions

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