Riddle of the Day

[Gizmokid2005]

Where is the only place that yesterday always follow today?

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): A dictionary.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

What keys can't you put in a lock?

[Gizmokid2005]

What keys can't you put in a lock?

ANSWER (Congrats cauzomb): Piano keys.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

My tines be long,
My tines be short
My tines end ere
My first report.
What am I?

[Gizmokid2005]

My tines be long,
My tines be short
My tines end ere
My first report.
What am I?

ANSWER: lightning.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

[Gizmokid2005]

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

ANSWER: A volcano.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

[Gizmokid2005]

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): A coat of paint.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?

[Mathster]

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): A coat of paint.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?

a baby or a child

[Gizmokid2005]

You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?

ANSWER (Man, you are SLACKING!): A lawsuit.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

[Gizmokid2005]

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

ANSWER (Congrats Acoustikarl): A kangaroo.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?