Riddle of the Day

[Mathster]

my beer is empty, my whisky is gone.

I dont wanna play, Im getting on my plane and going home :P

[Gizmokid2005]

What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?

ANSWER (Congrats layla): Nowhere.

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Today is Friday and I have recently returned from a trip. If I returned four days before the day after the day before tomorrow, on what day did I return?

[acoustikarl]

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Today is Friday and I have recently returned from a trip. If I returned four days before the day after the day before tomorrow, on what day did I return?

I'm going with Thursday.

[Mathster]

Where were you traveling from?
What time zone did you arrive in?
It may have been saturday where you left.
why dont you just ask me what time it is hwere ever in the world...

I confused soem guy on the plane today. He asked me if I knew what time it was, I told him it was 11 am central time, 9 am LA time, 6pm Amsterdam Time, 5pm London, and 1 am singapore time.

he followed up with "you been traveling much?"

[puterbreaker]

Tuesdau

[puterbreaker]

Tuesday even

[cauzomb]

ditto tuesday easy one/

[Mathster]

Im arriving at home today.... maybe I dont care if you got there tuesday, thrusday, or next week as long as your trip report is in my mailbox monday.

[Gizmokid2005]

Where were you traveling from?
What time zone did you arrive in?
It may have been saturday where you left.
why dont you just ask me what time it is hwere ever in the world...

I confused soem guy on the plane today. He asked me if I knew what time it was, I told him it was 11 am central time, 9 am LA time, 6pm Amsterdam Time, 5pm London, and 1 am singapore time.

he followed up with "you been traveling much?"

NICE mathster!!

[Gizmokid2005]

Today is Friday and I have recently returned from a trip. If I returned four days before the day after the day before tomorrow, on what day did I return?

ANSWER (Congrats puterbreaker and cauzomb): I returned on Tuesday. The day before tomorrow is today, Friday. The day after that is Saturday, and four days before Saturday is Tuesday.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

Lying there in the yard so neat was something very good to eat. It had neither flesh not bone, but in 21 days it walked alone. What is it?