LMAO!! You better watch it. He may just pull out the astroglide and show you up.
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LMAO!! You better watch it. He may just pull out the astroglide and show you up.
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your age
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1. Parachute comes in a backpack not a package!Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005
ANSWER: The man is a skydiver. The package is his unopened parachute.
2. It would still be on the guy (or whatever left of his body) not right next to it.
I know you don't make this sh*t up yourself but still some of these riddles just blow!
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A backpack is considered a package. And technically, it could be next to him if he was badly dismembered....hitting the ground at that speed would definitely cause issues.
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NEXT RIDDLE:
What goes up, but never comes down? (besides the national debt)
frickn property tax
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You must live in Indiana!!!
Huge battle going on here over property taxes. Re-assessment has caused some folks major problems...my daughter's house payment(which includes her property taxes) is going up over $100 a month, friend of hers, because of when he purchased his house which was "in between old assessment and new one" must pay $250 a month more for the next two years in order to "catch up" the between time...whatever the heck that means...and then it will drop back down to $150 more a month. Saw one guy on the news tonight who did pay a property tax of $261 twice a year for a total of $522 a year...we can pay two installments, spring and fall, with HIS new assessment his property tax is....just under $13,000 a year!!!! Thought I heard him wrong so I ran back my dvr and sure enough, that is what he said!
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<loves my $190 spring + $210 fall property taxes>
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ANSWER (Congrats mrweasel): Your Age.What goes up, but never comes down? (besides the national debt
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NEXT RIDDLE:
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How can this be?
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The beggar was a chick
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We will have to go to the judges to see if the term 'chick' instead of 'woman' is acceptable or not!
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