Riddle of the Day

[Gizmokid2005]

I'll give you all credit for originality...but no.

[TurcoLoco]

He was the Fedex/UPS guy delivering the package and had a fricken heartattack and bammm he went down like a toilet seat!

There could be a million different likely and unlikely yet valid explanations for this!!


Somehow I feel that we are overthinking this one as well since it probably requires the perception of an idiot with a low 2 digit IQ to see the retarded answer behind this so called riddle.
So for someone intelligent to find the answer would be a pure accident much like the reason for Gizmo's existence.

[Heylinder]

NEXT RIDDLE:

A man is laying dead next to an unopened package. How did he die?

His breathing and heart stopped

[Gizmokid2005]

LMAO!! Nope.

With all the wrong answers, I'll give you a clue. It HAS to do with the package.

[TurcoLoco]

LMAO!! Nope.

With all the wrong answers, I'll give you a clue. It HAS to do with the package.

Now that is one helluva clue there, thanks!
And all this time I was thinking it had to do with the bird on the rock!

[Gizmokid2005]

Now that is one helluva clue there, thanks!
And all this time I was thinking it had to do with the bird on the rock!

If you were actually thinking that I wouldn't be surprised.

[TurcoLoco]

If you were actually thinking that I wouldn't be surprised.

Would that mean I have a crazy thinking pattern or you do?
Please don't answer, I give up in order to prevent involuntarily jacking the thread...

Here is my answer, he couldn't open the box but he was really really curious about its contents so the curiosity killed him.

[Gizmokid2005]

Wow TL, good guess....but no.

[Gizmokid2005]

A man is laying dead next to an unopened package. How did he die?

ANSWER: The man is a skydiver. The package is his unopened parachute.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

What goes up, but never comes down? (besides the national debt )

[knight0334]

NEXT RIDDLE:

What goes up, but never comes down? (besides the national debt )

F1 when he tried to OD on Viagra.