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  1. 07-11-2007, 04:08 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    ANSWER (No winners ): A Kiss
    An old man has to buy a kiss??

    F1 could you please shed some light on that statement's accuracy?

    lol

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    "How much is 1 ? " asked Margeret
    "20 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "How much is 2 ? " asked Margeret
    "40 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "Ok, I'll take 123 " said Margeret
    "Ok, that's 60 pence please"

    What had Margaret purchased?
    3 of (whatever the heck she was asking about the price to the shopkeeper)!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    "How much is 1 ? " asked Margeret
    "20 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "How much is 2 ? " asked Margeret
    "40 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "Ok, I'll take 123 " said Margeret
    "Ok, that's 60 pence please"

    What had Margaret purchased?
    ANSWER (Still no winners, though you were on the right track): She bought the numbers 1, 2, and 3 for her house

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    Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    ANSWER (Still no winners, though you were on the right track): She bought the numbers 1, 2, and 3 for her house
    so lame...
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    Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
    Another lame one, cause there is 1 more dollar bill!!
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  4. 07-13-2007, 08:05 AM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

    ANSWER (Congrats TL, you finally got one!): Because there is ONE more dollar bill.

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    There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    ANSWER (Congrats TL, you finally got one!): Because there is ONE more dollar bill.
    WTF?? finally got one? You cant count, can you?

    There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
    Uno mas lamo riddlo: He would just say "I want a pair of sunglasses" would be the correct answer.
    My Loco answer would be: Why would a blind man need sunglasses in the first place? To look pretty? Due to low self-esteem? Arrgghh...TGIF!!
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    LMAO!! Get ahold of yourself TL. I'm just getting under your skin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    LMAO!! Get ahold of yourself TL. I'm just getting under your skin
    Stop flirting with me!!
    No one is getting under my skin or skirt!

    Now, tell me if I finally got that one correct as well?
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    LOL!! You'll find out when I post the answer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

    ANSWER (Congrats TL): He would just ask for them. He's blind not mute.

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    How LONG can the dog run once he gets IN the woods?
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