Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.

What am I?
ANSWER (No winners ): A Kiss

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"How much is 1 ? " asked Margeret
"20 pence " replied the shopkeeper
"How much is 2 ? " asked Margeret
"40 pence " replied the shopkeeper
"Ok, I'll take 123 " said Margeret
"Ok, that's 60 pence please"

What had Margaret purchased?