Riddle of the Day

[Gizmokid2005]

As I was going to Saint Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
the seven wives had seven sacks,
the seven sacks had seven cats,
the seven cats had seven kits.
kits,cats,sacks,wives,
how many were going to Saint Ives?

ANSWER (Congrats TL and Hey! Yes I know it was old, but I needed one TL could guess): Just the man
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NEXT RIDDLE:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

[mrweasel]

he was in a bus lane

[TurcoLoco]

ANSWER (Congrats TL and Hey! Yes I know it was old, but I needed one TL could guess): Just the man

Oh, good one Gizmo! I have a riddle for you: I have my right hand up, palm facing my face, only a finger is up. Guess which finger it is that I am holding up?

NEXT RIDDLE:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Is this one something I should take a guess on or would it be over my head?

[Gizmokid2005]

he was in a bus lane

Good guess, but sorry.

Oh, good one Gizmo! I have a riddle for you: I have my right hand up, palm facing my face, only a finger is up. Guess which finger it is that I am holding up?



Is this one something I should take a guess on or would it be over my head?

Hmmm...I think you should put the birdie back in it's cage before it gets you in trouble

And you could take a guess, but you'll probably overthink it.

[punkrkr52]

i'm gonna say he was a passenger. since he didnt drive, he didnt break any laws.

[TurcoLoco]

Good And you could take a guess, but you'll probably overthink it.

Alright then wiseguy, here is my guess: He was NOT driving, he was walking!

[Heylinder]

Alright then wiseguy, here is my guess: He was NOT driving, he was walking!

What he said

[cauzomb]

Wootage.. you know it's good when it pisses them off enough to give you a one finger salute :P

[Gizmokid2005]

Wootage.. you know it's good when it pisses them off enough to give you a one finger salute :P

Yup!

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

ANSWER (Congrats TL and Hey!! ): He wasn't driving, he was walking.

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If you have me you want to share me, but if you share me you won't have me. What am I?

[mrweasel]

virginity