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    I don't think you've got this one cauzomb
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    you are sex. i have no idea its just the first thing to pop into my dirty mind

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    LMAO!! That doesn't surprise me....wrong...but on the right path.
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    Love or breast-feeding, not sure...

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    LMAO!! You need to get your mind out of the gutter too...
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    ok, well my guess was TRUST, I'm fairly certain it isn't poison oak on your wing ding either..

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    my other guess would be happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    Of no use to one
    Yet absolute bliss to two.
    The small boy gets it for nothing.
    The young man has to lie for it.
    The old man has to buy it.
    The baby's right,
    The lover's privilege,
    The hypocrite's mask.
    To the young girl, faith;
    To the married woman, hope;
    To the old maid, charity.

    What am I?
    ANSWER (No winners ): A Kiss

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    "How much is 1 ? " asked Margeret
    "20 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "How much is 2 ? " asked Margeret
    "40 pence " replied the shopkeeper
    "Ok, I'll take 123 " said Margeret
    "Ok, that's 60 pence please"

    What had Margaret purchased?
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    three?

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    my other guess is a turn in the loo to ~in the words of Paul Hogan "wash your backside"

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