Riddle of the Day

[knight0334]

I second the new guy's answer. lol ^^^

[cauzomb]

the seat belts in a 996 turbo?

[Mathster]

I will third the weding ring.

[cauzomb]

Dude WTF? it's defo seatbelts, wedding's tend to "unfasten" people. It's gotta be the seatbelts in a 996 turbo, you are fastened, and you are "fastened" cause it's "fasteninger than walk'n".....

[Gizmokid2005]

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl, knight, and mathster): A wedding ring.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?

[Mathster]

they were playing against the house.

[acoustikarl]

they were playing against the house.

Actually they were playing for the house.

[Gizmokid2005]

Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?

ANSWER (Congrats Acoustikarl): They were four band members of a band hired to play at a dance.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

[theMediaman]

The letter V

[acoustikarl]

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

Ok, this one is too easy.