Riddle of the Day

[Gizmokid2005]

Nope.

[cauzomb]

no no no, it's when you order a bakers dozen :P

[Gizmokid2005]

Nope.

[cauzomb]

howabout in a tied game of tennis, and the score is 11, to get one winner, you have to score 2 points?

[Gizmokid2005]

Nope.

[Gizmokid2005]

When is 1 the correct answer to this problem: 2 + 11?

ANSWER (There were some good guesses, but I got ya on this one): When you are adding time, 11+2 = 1 (unless you are military time). OR, when you are adding piles, adding 2 piles to 11 piles, you get 1 pile.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

What does the following sentence mean?

"Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects."

[acoustikarl]

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What does the following sentence mean?

"Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects."

I started to answer too quickly and had to throw away my first couple responses. After all, haste makes waste.

[Gizmokid2005]

I started to answer too quickly and had to throw away my first couple responses. After all, haste makes waste.

Well played sir, well played.

[Gizmokid2005]

What does the following sentence mean?

"Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects."

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): Haste makes waste.

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You hear it speak for it has a hard tongue. It cannot breathe for it has not a lung. What is it?

[acoustikarl]

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You hear it speak for it has a hard tongue. It cannot breathe for it has not a lung. What is it?

My ex-wife ... oh wait, that says lung not heart.