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    Getting Lucky

    This guy met an older woman at a club last night.


    She was OK for 58, they drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she
    asked if he'd ever had the sportsman's double, "a mother and
    daughter 3 some?"


    He said no, but he had fantasized about it........


    They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his lucky
    night. She said, let's go.


    He went back to her place.

    She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

    "Mom you still awake?"

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    so did your daughter wake you up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    so did your daughter wake you up?


    Ahhh, the old Mathster still lives

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    It took a few glasses of wine at Olive Garden, but Im feeling normal now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    It took a few glasses of wine at Olive Garden, but Im feeling normal now...
    Seeing the word 'normal' and you in the same sentence just didn't make any sense for some reason....

    @HEY: That is one funnyas. joke!!!

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    Everyone is normal for themselves... just because I may not be the normal normal doesn't mean Im not Mathster normal.
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    LMAO at all of you!!!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    why are you laffing at all of me???? How many of me do you see?
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    LOL!! Cause I can. And I don't see as many of you as you do
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    Dude, you two sometimes makes so little (if any at all) sense with what you post, anyone could see all you are doing is:

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