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  1. 05-01-2007, 06:58 AM #1
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    Dafynitions from the fictionary

    Abdicate: to give up all hope of having a flat stomach.
    Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
    Balderdash: a rapidly receeding hairline.
    Carcinoma: a valley in California notable for it`s heavy smog.
    Coffee: one who is coughed on.
    Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    Eyedropper: a clumsy optimologist.
    Flatulence: emergency vehicle that transports victims of steamroller accidents.
    Innuendo: an Italian suppository.
    Instigator: do-it-yourself reptile kit. Just add water.
    Lymph: to walk with a lisp.
    Mortor: what tobacco companies add to cigarettes.
    Paradox: two physicians.
    Rectitude: the dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    Semantics: pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood.
    Zebra: ze garment which holds ze bosom.
    Reincarnation: the belif that after you are gone you will return as a lapel flower.
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    LOL!!! Those are hilarious!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    Zebra: ze garment which holds ze bosom.
    BHAHAHahahahahahaha.....ze bra....lmao!
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