Another oldie but...

[TurcoLoco]

...I am posting it for those who might not have seen it already!


Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an *******.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened
to your pants.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum,
whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

[Heylinder]

I had heard that before but thanks for posting it Hubby and I went out with a bunch of friends last night. One friend in particular should read this joke so I printed it for him

[jholland1964]

I wonder if they will start putting these warnings on Blue Margarita's?

[TurcoLoco]

God knows, I experienced nearly half of these back in the day. I even woke up in the living room of a strange house wearing 2 different color/type socks on each foot! Woke up in the bathtub hugging an empty 5-gallon water bottle once. Woke up on the frontyard of my aunt's house in Laguna Beach....well actually 2 nice policemen did wake me up but no breakfast in bed though...

[Gizmokid2005]

Nice warning TL...you had posted this before, but it's always funny to read over.

[TurcoLoco]

Nice warning TL...you had posted this before, but it's always funny to read over.

So you are saying I should add this to the list?:

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually cause you to post the same sh.t at a forum over and over.

[Gizmokid2005]

Yes, definitely should be added...cause you seem to be good at it