"~BD~" <Boater_Dave@hotmail.co.uk> ext(r)olled:
>
> I am guided by *His* hand - you simply cannot win!

And the dark tumultous clouds parted.
And the Gates of Heaven were opened.
And the wrathful voice of God thundered
"Thou art not guided by *my* hand, wanker!
The hand upon thy tiny phallus is thine own!
Thou art nought but the masturbating spawn of
Lucifer. I forsook thy miserable soul aeons ago!
Avaunt thee from my sight lest I smite thee with
pox and plague!