"George Orwell" <nobody@mixmaster.it> wrote:
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> "Bullwinkle" <BDTJ@loa.mo> wrote in message
> news:4c1bce23@news.x-privat.org...
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>>> wrote in message news:4c1b64bd$0$3389$6e1ede2f@read.cnntp.org...
>> Dear oh dear. Seems to be a bad week for pervert plods.
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>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leeds/10350255.stm
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> There is a young copper in Leeds
> Whose arsehole is festooned with weeds.
> Thanks to BoaterDave's sperm
> They grow fast, thick and firm,
> And they both make a fortune from seeds.

My turn:

A gay Yorkshire rozzer named Mark
Fudge packed BoaterDave's arse in a park.
Though his arsehole was sore
BoaterDave cried "More! More!"
So they pooftered from daylight 'til dark.

Beat that! :-)