Trolls (pt.3)

[Max Wachtel]

Saw this in 24hr- submitted for your reading pleasure.

"The new Trolling Point System for Trolls has been approved by the
Central Troll Committee for Troll Standards and Procedures. The new
TROLL POINT SYSTEM (TPS) will take effect on October 1, 1999.

10 points Killfile: Being Killfiled is the highest honor and the
most points a Troll can achieve. It represents complete victory and
indicates that the Troll has performed on a MASTER TROLL level.

9 points Complaint to Trolls ISP: While not as good as being
killfiled, a complaint to a Trolls ISP indicates that once again the
TROLL has struck hard and deep.

8 points Death Threat: Another indication of a Master Troll at
Work. The death threat is firm proof that the Troll has cut to the
bone and left his victim (the fish) floundering and gasping for air.

7 points Personal Verbal Attack: A personal verbal attack on a
Troll in response to a trolling post indicates that the Troll has riled
and disturbed the fish in question.

6 points Plea to Ignore Troll: A Plea from a Forum Group member to
other group regulars to ignore the Troll in question is a sure sign
that the Troll is doing his/her sport with proficiency.

5 points Killfile response: When a poster who has claimed to have
KILLFILED a particular Troll, then responds to another Post by the
Troll in question, rates a solid 5 points for the Trolls ability to
snag a hypocritical fish.

4 points Logical response: A person who responds to a Troll trying
to use logic and reason to rebut a Troll is worth 4 points for such
stupidity as to think a Troll cares about what they have to say.

3 points 10+ individual responses: When a post by a Troll gets at
least 10 responses from 10 different individuals.

2 points Positive response: If a Troll gets a positive response such
as ROFLOL: LOL: Great Post, etc.

1 point Any type of response at all."

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[PajaP]

(1)
ROTFL PIMSL LOL (2). Welcome to my killfile (10) for a second time (5)
you moron.
Abuse report filed! (9)
I am going to get FOADs to smother you in Butts' love juices until you
die (8) you spotty oik (no points, just being honest here).
Oh, Your breath stinks (7).
Please peeps, just ignore this buffoon (6) in the future unless he
brushes his teeth first.
Seriously, please try not to post OT in the future, this just clutters
the group up with unnecessary messages/noise and makes it hard for
everyone to find the valid content (4).

There's a good girl.

Sorry, I cannot give you the 3 points. You should have used the 'butts'
word then you would have had all the responses you need.

On Sat, 01 May 2010 15:58:30 -0400, "Max Wachtel" <maxpro4u@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Saw this in 24hr- submitted for your reading pleasure.
>
>"The new Trolling Point System for Trolls has been approved by the
>Central Troll Committee for Troll Standards and Procedures. The new
>TROLL POINT SYSTEM (TPS) will take effect on October 1, 1999.
>
>10 points Killfile: Being Killfiled is the highest honor and the
>most points a Troll can achieve. It represents complete victory and
>indicates that the Troll has performed on a MASTER TROLL level.
>
> 9 points Complaint to Trolls ISP: While not as good as being
>killfiled, a complaint to a Trolls ISP indicates that once again the
>TROLL has struck hard and deep.
>
> 8 points Death Threat: Another indication of a Master Troll at
>Work. The death threat is firm proof that the Troll has cut to the
>bone and left his victim (the fish) floundering and gasping for air.
>
> 7 points Personal Verbal Attack: A personal verbal attack on a
>Troll in response to a trolling post indicates that the Troll has riled
>and disturbed the fish in question.
>
> 6 points Plea to Ignore Troll: A Plea from a Forum Group member to
>other group regulars to ignore the Troll in question is a sure sign
>that the Troll is doing his/her sport with proficiency.
>
> 5 points Killfile response: When a poster who has claimed to have
>KILLFILED a particular Troll, then responds to another Post by the
>Troll in question, rates a solid 5 points for the Trolls ability to
>snag a hypocritical fish.
>
> 4 points Logical response: A person who responds to a Troll trying
>to use logic and reason to rebut a Troll is worth 4 points for such
>stupidity as to think a Troll cares about what they have to say.
>
> 3 points 10+ individual responses: When a post by a Troll gets at
>least 10 responses from 10 different individuals.
>
> 2 points Positive response: If a Troll gets a positive response such
>as ROFLOL: LOL: Great Post, etc.
>
> 1 point Any type of response at all."